Monday, September 7, 2009

HOW TO EAT PUSSY INCREDIBLY

How to Eat Pussy . .
Hey, maybe this little lesson will help you out.
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly.
This is one rare customer and she knows it.
She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. .
Most women are shy about their bodies.
Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. .
Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.
I know. I've seen plenty of them.
They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's pussy and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking.
They also respond more to verbal love which means the more you talk to her the easier it will be to get her off.
So, guys all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. .

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to.
Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like guys have different sized cocks.
It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm.
All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin. .
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet.
You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.
But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. .
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot.
Lick it, kiss it, and make designs on it with the tip of your tongue.
Come dangerously close to her pussy, and then float away.
Make her anticipate it. . Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy.
Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her.
After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. .
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. .
Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine.
It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out.
See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering.
If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath.
So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit.
You may barely experience its presence.
But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. .
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder.
When you sense she's moving toward an orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction.
If she can handle it, begin to suck harder.
If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air from the tension of her rising orgasm, don't fight her instead move with her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go.
That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop, don't ever stop!' .
There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon.
This is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him. . But back to your pussy eating session, there's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents.
Before, during, or after, she'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina.
This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her..
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically.
Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. . She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone.
So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm.
Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though; things are extremely sensitive just now. . If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way.
A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm.
Do you realize the full impact of that information?
The potential?
One woman was clocked at 56-orgasms at one sitting.
Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56-orgasms to?
She'd be yours as long as you wanted her. .
Some women like to have their man rub and enter their anal section with their finger while they are being eaten out! .
The last advice I have for you is this:
After you've made her cum, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet.
Talk to her, stroke her body; caress her breasts, whatever it takes, but keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down.
A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex. .

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, and enjoy yourself.

7 comments:

  1. This is written with excellent taste and expertise. You should tweet this link for all men to see.

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  2. I love pussy this was very helpfull

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  3. good job facts are facts

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  4. Wow! But can u please tell me what to do if the pussy is stinking a bit.. Its tough to continue then.. Plese help me out :p :)

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    1. Dear Anonymous. Be polite as possible one way is to always run a bubble bath before attempting this situation again or a nice hot tub if that continues join her in the bath an stick your fingers in there n rub around awhile clean that stinky dog out. Evidently she's not taking care of her hoochie as well as she possibly could ? This is a good underlying statement to use without embarrassing your mate , because well it will any talk about stinky pussy will undoubtedly spoil the mood at that extreme moment . This should alway's be considered due to well you don't want your mate getting all up in the air huffy puffy on negativity or embarrassment right. BE KIND LIKE ~:> Honey if you loved your pussy as much as I do you'd take better care of it. Is one way to get the party started without accomplishing total destruction. So I made a nice hot bubble bath to start out the evening be sure to liven up the mood with appropriate music lighting accents like a few candles. Warning too many candles in a small enclosed bathroom will undoubtedly eat up much of the oxygen in the room an make your efforts more difficult in the end but of course we both know getting a rise is oxygen necessary so only a few candle are enough to set the mood. Be appropriate on the discrete levels you never want to tell anyone else about her condition due to well if it gets around your the one that might not ever be getting any of that snatch any time soon. Evidently there is something going on down there squirting your jizz in there every evening an not cleaning it out can spoil even the sweetest puss with your dead rotten eggs get it ! one easy solution is the pull n squirt method which solves two problems 1. your not polluting your favorite play station 2.. As a bonus your not gonna get it pregnant if your alway's squirting on the outside. A clean pussy is a happy pussy try not to embarrass your mate an always be attentive to her needs as well as your own. The negative of a stinky pussy. Is yes its hard to follow along the play schedule when your nose is picking up the local trash dump. HEY JOIN ME FOR A QUICK HOT SHOWER CAN HELP OVERCOME THIS BY MAKING THE POINT OF WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO'S NOT SO FRESH AN YOU WANT HER TO JOIN YOU BEFORE ANY MORE DELICATE INTEREST ARE INVOLVED HOPEFULLY SHE WONT GET EMBARRASSED IF YOU DON'T BRING IT UP JUST ASSOCIATE BRIEFLY AS WITH YOUR OWN HYGIENE AN LET THE SHAMPOO DO ALL THE WORK. OKIDOKIES Well I hope this helped if it persist in the future she may be on the list of necessity to put a few feminine washes in the grocery basket the next time you go shopping may drop the hint without significant discussion . Good Luck fOR MORE FUN AN GAMES BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY PAGE ON FACEBOOK ~:> Bipolar Banana Page Thank you Cheers Dirtdog

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